Sophie. 22. Australia. ENFJ.

"I thought it was a bat with lights but it was just a plane" ••• "What if cats had five legs? I mean, what would that be like?" ••• "Is that a bus or a tree?" ••• "Get a big mac or get out of the kitchen!"

My URL has nothing to do with Skyrim don't talk to me about Skyrim I don't wanna hear about goddamn Skyrim okay

These two testimonials will tell you all you need to know about what kind of blog I choose to run:
• "Come for the Sophie, stay for the liveblogging ... and vice versa" - Stacey
• "sophie, you are on a fat mac spree again and just tagged it "#it’s always subr in philsisb". maybe go sleep it off?" - Jenny
July 28th
11:54 PM
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slow-riot:

Wait a minute… If that’s MY aesthetic… And that’s YOUR aesthetic… THEN WHO’S FLYING THE カセットコレクターボックスは420面を設定

monsieurcouture:

J.W. Anderson F/W 2010

monsieurcouture:

J.W. Anderson F/W 2010

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

10:14 PM
Via

ztacey:

Me and Sophie have been trying to figure out the Seinfeld emoji app which for some reason sends them as a cut off image

I’m still cracking up I love this clusterfuck of an app

10:00 PM
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nyctaeus:

Taylor Kinser - Bottled Emotions

nyctaeus:

Taylor KinserBottled Emotions

50 Cent in Malefiftycent [x]

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

2:21 PM
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hanamurateruteru:

there is so much to this and it kills me every time

coelasquid:

sablerabbit:

evilsoutherngentleman:

monstertag:

I don’t think I’ve posted this yet - my piece for the Rookery anthology with some other just graduated SVA classmates. The theme of the book was myths and urban legends. I spent my childhood summers on an island in Nova Scotia, and I was always fascinated with seals, and, because of that, selkies.

Disclaimer: I have not made out with a seal. Yet.

CRYING A BIT

SEANAN!!!!

Oh no it’s so cute.

thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

image

July 27th
11:44 PM
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lordtrash:

If I ever like your sad post

It is support

I am not enjoying your tears

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around