Sophie. 22. Australia. ENFJ.

"I thought it was a bat with lights but it was just a plane" ••• "What if cats had five legs? I mean, what would that be like?" ••• "Is that a bus or a tree?" ••• "Get a big mac or get out of the kitchen!"

My URL has nothing to do with Skyrim don't talk to me about Skyrim I don't wanna hear about goddamn Skyrim okay

These two testimonials will tell you all you need to know about what kind of blog I choose to run:
• "Come for the Sophie, stay for the liveblogging ... and vice versa" - Stacey
• "sophie, you are on a fat mac spree again and just tagged it "#it’s always subr in philsisb". maybe go sleep it off?" - Jenny
October 1st
10:57 PM
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spcsnaptags:

wolvensnothere:

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

Yup.

So this.

I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

10:13 PM
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danbutt:

skaal:

90% of the posts on my dash right now involve the word “meme”

Daniel… stop this…

NO!!!!!

Please release meme, let meme go

10:10 PM

90% of the posts on my dash right now involve the word “meme”

Daniel… stop this…

cassbuttstiel:

An accurate representation of tumblr right now

cassbuttstiel:

An accurate representation of tumblr right now

all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

thestorygirl:

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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OCTOBER IS HERE

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4:49 PM

taumpytears:

n-thinks:

This video clocks in at 14:52, but it’s worth it. A couple thinks that a dying electrical Halloween decoration is either possessed or haunted. Features some choice lines such as:

"He’s being an asshole."
"Me?"
"No, the skeleton."

They start asking the skeleton decoration questions, and wait until you see what happens when the decoration actually starts working as intended.

If nothing else, watch the first two minutes then skip to the ten minute mark. I’m crying from how hard I’m laughing.

CAUTION REAL DEMONS!!! 

cake-full-of-fist:

READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?

cake-full-of-fist:

READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?

11:28 AM

I’m really not overstating things when I say that having a chronic illness is the worst shit ever. Actually, I think I’m understating things.
Kids, if you’re ever given the choice, don’t have a chronic illness. Fun fact: you won’t get a choice. Yay.

10:37 AM
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We look straight down on Walt as he tumbles into frame, lying flat on his back on the floor. His eyes stare up at us, lifeless. And yet, his final expression is one of faint satisfaction.

We slowly crane up, up and away from him. Walt shrinks smaller and smaller in frame. Police Officers approach him now — four, six, eight of them. They move cautiously, their guns aimed.

They’re too late. He got away.

One year ago, the 29th of September, ‘Felina' aired making it the end of the 'Breaking Bad' series.