Sophie. 22. Australia. ENFJ.

"I thought it was a bat with lights but it was just a plane" ••• "What if cats had five legs? I mean, what would that be like?" ••• "Is that a bus or a tree?" ••• "Get a big mac or get out of the kitchen!"

My URL has nothing to do with Skyrim don't talk to me about Skyrim I don't wanna hear about goddamn Skyrim okay

These two testimonials will tell you all you need to know about what kind of blog I choose to run:
• "Come for the Sophie, stay for the liveblogging ... and vice versa" - Stacey
• "sophie, you are on a fat mac spree again and just tagged it "#it’s always subr in philsisb". maybe go sleep it off?" - Jenny
July 24th
10:00 PM
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My name is Barney Gumbel. I’m 40, I’m single, and I drink. There’s a line in `Othello’ about a drinker: `Now a sensible man, by and by a fool, and presently a beast.’ That pretty well covers it. Don’t cry for me. I’m already dead.

kindofsharethat:

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tramampoline:

Four best gifs for announcing your abrupt departure

5:37 AM

I may be stating the obvious here but having a chronic illness is no fucking fun

July 23rd
11:43 PM

mother of voldebaby turned 4 today!

HOLY SHIT HOW HAVE I HAD THIS BLOG FOR FOUR YEARS

mother of voldebaby turned 4 today!

HOLY SHIT HOW HAVE I HAD THIS BLOG FOR FOUR YEARS

mirzers:

my mom got me a card

9:37 PM
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kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

9:30 PM
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ostracizedpoodle:

no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick

conversationparade:

bring back chocolate bird 2014