Sophie. 22. Australia. ENFJ.

"I thought it was a bat with lights but it was just a plane" ••• "What if cats had five legs? I mean, what would that be like?" ••• "Is that a bus or a tree?" ••• "Get a big mac or get out of the kitchen!"

My URL has nothing to do with Skyrim don't talk to me about Skyrim I don't wanna hear about goddamn Skyrim okay

These two testimonials will tell you all you need to know about what kind of blog I choose to run:
• "Come for the Sophie, stay for the liveblogging ... and vice versa" - Stacey
• "sophie, you are on a fat mac spree again and just tagged it "#it’s always subr in philsisb". maybe go sleep it off?" - Jenny
October 20th
10:03 PM
  • Me: What a long and generally awful day. I'm going to have a nice hot relaxing shower.
  • My little cousin: SOPHIE CAN WE COME OVER AND SWIM IN THE POOL WITH YOU
  • Me: ... Fine. (Takes three Naprogesic) (Inserts seven tampons) (Slides into icy cold pool water)
  • My little cousin: Hey Sophie, how's the water?
  • Me: It is SO GREAT I am SO HAPPY that this is happening right now
9:53 PM
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a message from louisesbelcher


5 Dennis moments when he's #toomuch

serialkillerdennisreynolds:

  1. burning “have respect idiots i am legend” into a lawn
  2. putting on makeup, shirtless, in front of his bathroom mirror while rick astley blares in the background
  3. the implication speech
  4. oh shit i almost forgot but when he gets the guys together for that wrestling thing and they just end up singing about the life of an eagle
  5. when he tries to teach a bunch of kids about physical fitness in the middle of a playground (while also shirtless)
9:42 PM
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Lesson 1: Don’t talk shit about Bruce Wayne’s parents. Or Bruce Wayne.

9:00 PM
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deelylah86:

"Women and men of the fleet this is your president. We have come to a crossroads in our long and painful journey. Of all the decisions that I’ve had to make since assuming the presidency, none was more frightening or more difficult than agreeing to this alliance with the cylons. But we have come to a crossroads  Cylons and humans have been at war for generations, we know nothing else. And we have been locked in a struggle that has seen both sides suffer unspeakable loss. But with our supplies running low and our options limited, our former enemies may represent our last, perhaps our only hope. To those in the fleet and on Galactica, who would reject this alliance, I am asking you… No, i am begging you to reconsider and place your trust back in those who have brought you this far, and to reject those traitors who would use your fear of the cylons to destroy colonial civilization…"

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

  • two people on tumblr in the same room: go look at this thing i just reblogged

the11supernovas:

oh you’re watching pacific rim? i love that movie, the way they just [clenches fist] rim all of the pacific

thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

teamrocketing:

before humans and dogs were friends who fixed dog ears when they went inside out

2:28 PM
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What Goes Around.../...Comes Around

by Justin Timberlake

xdeusx:

What Goes Around… Comes Around | Justin Timberlake

jpnvines:

僕の”フリーカラー”ペン。My “Free Color” pen. #ginzablow 〜 (GIN)銀三郎

My “Free Color” pen. My “Free Color” pen. #ginzablow 〜 (GIN)銀三郎

memespice:

problematic fave: croissants

  • flaky as hell
11:00 AM
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fuckyeahbehindthescenes:

The original hawk used to play Mordecai was kidnapped during shooting and held for ransom - production could not wait for him to be returned which is the reason that the bird that appears later in the movie has “more white feathers” - it’s a different bird. (x)
The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)

fuckyeahbehindthescenes:

The original hawk used to play Mordecai was kidnapped during shooting and held for ransom - production could not wait for him to be returned which is the reason that the bird that appears later in the movie has “more white feathers” - it’s a different bird. (x)

The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)