- Me: What a long and generally awful day. I'm going to have a nice hot relaxing shower.
- My little cousin: SOPHIE CAN WE COME OVER AND SWIM IN THE POOL WITH YOU
- Me: ... Fine. (Takes three Naprogesic) (Inserts seven tampons) (Slides into icy cold pool water)
- My little cousin: Hey Sophie, how's the water?
- Me: It is SO GREAT I am SO HAPPY that this is happening right now