Sophie. 22. Australia. ENFJ.

"I thought it was a bat with lights but it was just a plane" ••• "What if cats had five legs? I mean, what would that be like?" ••• "Is that a bus or a tree?" ••• "Get a big mac or get out of the kitchen!"

My URL has nothing to do with Skyrim don't talk to me about Skyrim I don't wanna hear about goddamn Skyrim okay

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• "Come for the Sophie, stay for the liveblogging ... and vice versa" - Stacey
• "sophie, you are on a fat mac spree again and just tagged it "#it’s always subr in philsisb". maybe go sleep it off?" - Jenny
April 23rd
11:53 PM
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aapstra:

Common People by Jamie Hewlett.

This rare seen comic is an illustration of the lyrics from the 1995 Pulp song Common People. It came with the French edition of the single. It was never sold seperately.
Source: PulpWiki

Via OFF LIFE.

11:29 PM

a message from Anonymous


Do you know of any good humour podcasts?

Hey anon! Sorry it took me so long to reply. I’m not as huge on podcasts as I used to be (I feel like such an old fogey saying this, but I long for the golden podcast heyday of 2007-2009) so I only really have one recommendation.

Jake and Amir have a podcast called “If I Were You”, which is basically a comedy advice podcast. People write in with questions and problems and they answer with varying degrees of credibility and helpfulness. If you’re familiar with Jake and Amir through their Collegehumor show, that’s fantastic, but it’s not essential. They’re not in character, and their dynamic together is great.

I’d really suggest you give it a go, I really enjoy it. If you want a taste of it, you should obviously listen to their first episode (“Starbucks”), but the Best Of 2013 episode will give you a much better idea of what it’s like when they’re comfortable in the format and when they’re on the top of their game, because first episodes are always kind of awkward. Because you might want to listen before you commit to downloading, I’ll link to their site where they put all the episodes up as Soundcloud files.

The first episode can be found here: http://ifiwereyoushow.com/post/50360744600/episode-1-starbucks

The Best Of episode can be found here: http://ifiwereyoushow.com/post/70902680939/episode-48-best-of-2013

Give it a go, and please please please tell me what you think, anon!!!

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

"I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks."

thatsonofamitch:

carlochian:

This worries me like what else am I supposed to do with them

fuck them. fuck the pringles. put your dick in the tube

thatsonofamitch:

carlochian:

This worries me like what else am I supposed to do with them

fuck them. fuck the pringles. put your dick in the tube

buildmorewalls:

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

good 

let the men develop weak bones 

10:39 AM

surprisebitchimback:

isn’t this from modern family

Nope this episode of the far superior Australian show Kath and Kim aired 7 years before Modern Family even aired its pilot

April 22nd
11:57 PM
Via
11:57 PM
Via
eastcoastp:

King Larry David

eastcoastp:

King Larry David

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

image

11:22 PM

No