2:12 AM
Guys I wrote a haiku
caitlin on dat couch
who she think she be dat bitch
jammin to dodo
1:19 AM
8. Five things from your bucket list: Oh, shit, I actually have a bucket list I wrote up but I don’t have it on me. Um, let’s see what I can remember from it… Write a novel and get it published, donate blood, go Zorbing, make a scarecrow, return to Germany to see my relatives.
9. Places you want to visit: Well, I’d absolutely love to visit America, New York in particular. Las Vegas and that wonderful realm of Disney as well. Visiting England would also be awesome, and as I said above I’d like to go back to Germany at some point and see my relatives over there.
28. Favourite dessert: Oooh. I love ice cream, cake is fantastic, anything involving berries is always scrumptious, tiramasu is delicious, cheesecake is divine, mousse is cool, cupcakes are awesome, a simple square of chocolate is beautiful, meringues and cherry pavlova are sweet heaven… Yeah. That’s a hard question. I’m a bit of a fat bitch.
GUY: I changed my mind. I wanna go back.
ALEXANDER. After the fuss you made about getting left behind?
GUY: Yeah, but that’s when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I’m thinking I’m the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet.
JASON: You’re not gonna die on the planet, Guy.
GUY: I’m not? Then what’s my last name?
JASON: It’s, uh, uh— I don’t know.
GUY: Nobody knows! You know why? Becuse my character isn’t important enough for a last name, because I’m gonna die 5 minutes in!
GWEN: Guy, you have a last name.
GUY: Do I? Do I? For all you know, I’m “Crewman #6”!Galaxy Quest
So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her.
I sent her this gif on accident.
Sophie and I are best friends and she totally loves me
You can tell
Seriously though take it from me her face is a butt
wow ash way to be an insensitive asshole
YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A FACE
