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“thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I...”
– no one (via zahrabahrabobara)
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olivialouella replied to your post: Is it just me, or is anyone else strangely… CHRIS PRATT IT RHYMES WITH PISS MAT! OR KISS THAT!n i’m so fucking drunk its not funny woahhh I love it when my friends get drunk on Sunday nights
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Is it just me, or is anyone else strangely attracted to Chris Pratt?
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yepperoni: do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen 
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Watching Less Than Zero reminds me of back when my blog title was “Disappear Here” for the longest time Most of my followers won’t even remember that even if they took notice of my blog titles Most of you followed when I had the title “play a record, karl”, and I’ll probably go back to that eventually　
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shaving23spiders: His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti
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copperbooms: when i was younger i thought “peanut butter and jelly” meant like peanut butter and this and i was so distraught because i was like why the fuck would anyone eat peanut butter with that and on bread none the less what is wrong with people and why is this such a popular meal then i learnt that jelly in america actually means jam 
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People on my dash eating Chinese food And I’m having Fantastic noodles for dinner
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shizui: fighting haters by moonlight winning fans by daylight don’t need sailor scouts to help fight he is the one named kanye west 
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robotverve: My Problems with the Tumblr Social Justice Culture demidoctor: girl-non-grata: blaitzen: …In this culture, instead of using the words ‘stupid,’ or ‘asshole,’ or ‘jerk,’ for people that we vehemently disagree with and wish to put down, we use ‘bigot.’ And ‘ableist.’ And ‘privileged.’ They have become slurs. They have lost meaning for now being generalized insults that people...
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robotverve replied to your post: I remember years ago when I used to babysit this… BEST… TASTE.. SWEET VALIDATION
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I remember years ago when I used to babysit this kid in my neighborhood and her parents were like “when she goes to bed feel free towatch a DVD, go nuts, we have heaps” and one night I discovered Black Books and Arrested Development. Even though I was never asked to babysit again after that one night where I ate the entire pack of Tim Tams they left for me and also all the kid’s...
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How to be terrible at life: a guide by Sophie, based on this afternoon Get in car with friends. Go shopping. Return to college. Park car. Remember you forgot to get shopping out of car as you walk into college. Return to car. Realise you’ve left your keys in the ignition. Go to room. Get spare set of keys. Return to car. Unlock car. Get shopping and keys out of car. Lock car. Go to room....
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gaymzee: horton hears a what horton hears a who horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
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boltong: skaal replied to your post: i ate a mcrib it was mediocre at best　 can’t wait until my mediocre experience of the mcrib i actually was eating mine and looked at stacey and was like “we have to warn skaal” oh my god that is fantastic but what does it say about me that i’m still going to eat it?
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