December 2011
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
END OF YEAR MEME, WHAT FUN
HOW TO: open a new text post and type letters a-z into the tags and take your favorite tag it suggests and post it out of context. this only works if you use tags as obsessive conversational add-ons like me, and if your computer saves the tags you’ve used before.
WHAT YOU COME UP WITH SHOULD BE SOME SORT OF REFLECTION OF YOUR CHARACTER. ENJOY.
I’m going to...
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milasweetcunt:
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luffyfoxtrot replied to your post: luffyfoxtrot replied to your post: Six favourite…
What mental image?
I mean the sense you have of me and what I’m like and what I do with my time. My Tumblr is an exaggerated representation of my life but it’s pretty accurate. As someone who’s never met me, it’d be interesting what your metal image of me is like.
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luffyfoxtrot replied to your post: Six favourite games of 2011 GO GO GO
The Sims holy crap, Sophie xD
I feel like whatever mental image you must have of me as a person is bizzare and yet, sadly, accurate.
luffyfoxtrot asked: Six favourite games of 2011 GO GO GO
gingerbreadwizard asked: Movies.
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six favourite _______ of 2011. →
charles-scherbatsky:
#blogs. food. people. tv. whatever? i’m bored.
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tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying niece and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor-
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
Set Fire to the Rain
finnlawrence:
Creative Writing assignment:
Write a short story that teaches about something you know more about than anyone else in the class.
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I love it so much when my little second cousin calls the house.
Me: Hello, Sophie speaking.
Cousin: Shhhophieeee? Can I come and play Beanie Bears?
Me: Yeah, if it's okay with your mum.
Cousin: Yesh, it is. Shhhophieee?
Me: Yeah?
Cousin: Can I swim in the pool too?
Me: Of course you can.
Cousin: Yay! I'll find my fairy outfit. Bye Shhhophieeee.
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Watchjuuuuuliet:
woah it uploaded.
Jason Sudeikis as Ricky Gervais on SNL on the Jason Segel episode.
The sound is a bit better.
Also, here’s a gif:
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me on the internet: YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT FUCK ME SENSELESS I DON'T WANT TO WALK FOR DAYS JUST TOUCH ME ANYWHERE EVERYWHERE JUST PLEASE YOU ME US NOW YOU ARE PERFECT IN EVERY WAY YOU ARE A GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL SOUL BLESS YOUR PARENTS FOR CONCEIVING YOU BLESS THE FUCKING WOMB YOU WERE IN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL ALTHOUGH YOU'D BE MORE BEAUTIFUL NAKED OUR WEDDING IS GOING TO BE ON A BEACH
me irl: hi will you sign this please?
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Fuck, I hate my fucking birthday. I hate that it happens during such a fucking busy time and that my friends have to go to all this fucking effort if they want to fucking see me for it. I might have actually had the first chance in a over decade to be with all of my friends this year but my parents have to go and fucking move, didn’t they? I have literally no friends who live within two...
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brittwidgeon:
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what people say teenage years involve:
partying
sneaking out
getting drunk
what mine involved:
eating
sleeping
internet
crying
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