Sophie. 21. Australia.

"I thought it was a bat with lights but it was just a plane" ••• "What if cats had five legs? I mean, what would that be like?" ••• "Is that a bus or a tree?"

My URL has nothing to do with Skyrim don't talk to me about Skyrim I don't wanna hear about goddamn Skyrim okay

"Come for the Sophie, stay for the liveblogging ... and vice versa" - Stacey
May 20th
1:36 PM

Seriously though Bolton I spend one morning away from Tumblr and I come back to this

Honestly I’m laughing too hard at the replies you’re truly a master of shit stirring and I love it

1:31 PM
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bolto:

beebones-and-crabbyclowns:

fluctuating-obsessions:

jetgreguar:

bolto:

alice-the-alien:

letsallgotothelobby:

bolto:

wtf… did anyone else get this email??

i got something similar :/

It has to be a joke…

its not my blog just got deleted :\ i cant post any more

holy shit…this just happened to me! o.o

HOLY SHIT???????????????????????????

how are you posting if you got your blog deleted

i hacked the mainframe

perpetualvelocity:

rebloggedcucumbers:

spazzbot:

krudman:

hawfstuff:

OH MY GOD

Hooooly crap

Perfect.

I promise you will not regret pressing play. Even if you’re not into TF2. Watch this.

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

May 19th
11:44 PM

Oh my god I was going through a box of old stuff and I unexpectedly found a note from my grandmother who passed away a couple of years ago and now I’m crying like a little baby jfc

omgsam:

“am I kicked out of the fandom yet??? xD”

“our fandom is the most insane LOL!”

“and yet another fandom ruins a hipster post ftww!!!”

“omg if you don’t reblog this you’re kicked out of the fandom!!!

“I bet hipsters reblog this and have no idea where it’s from haha losers!!! xD”

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cyclopette:

tupacabra:

this is exactly what the end of the semester feels like

me right now

cyclopette:

tupacabra:

this is exactly what the end of the semester feels like

me right now

3:36 PM
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May 18th
10:22 PM

who the fuck unfollowed me? well if you can’t handle crustacean haikus get out of the fucking kitchen i guess

10:18 PM

a message from krabber-and-kringley


big red lobster dude, you make my heart beat strangely, I am allergic.

Finally, a worthy haiku about crustaceans! Thank you Jimmy

Lucky Suit & Tie

by Justin Timberlake x Daft Punk

pinubers:

cultplanet:

redals:

rocketfists:

Justin Timberlake and Daft Punk | Lucky Suit & Tie (MASHUP)

WHOA

oh yeah

I just love how these two songs mash up SO WELL

I don’t even know how they’re supposed to sound separately!

thecakebar:

Sourdough Danish Pastries Tutorial Sets {You must click link for FULL tutorial/recipe}

conchfishscates:

‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’

yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

criticalquit:

murrayed:

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i loved how megamind and metroman were both just complete dorks about the hero/villain thing

no other duo has been this hammy

May 17th
9:12 PM
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