The only sport I’m into is AFL

I don’t really care about anything else at all, there are some sports I absolutely loathe

But the one thing I hate more than anything else is people on Facebook during the Olympics or a Grand Final writing statuses like “I don’t give a fuck about sport” and “my entire new feed is about how _____ won _____… fucking shut up!”

Nobody cares about how little you care

You’re a bore

Fuck off