Sophie. 20. Australia.

"I thought it was a bat with lights but it was just a plane"

Current obsession (and therefore 90% of my posts): Everything Avengers and Loki.

"What if cats had five legs? I mean, what would that be like?"


Read the Printed Word!
February 1st
8:00 PM
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January 28th
1:53 AM
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"Jellyfishes are 97 per cent water, or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3 per cent and make them water - that’ll be more useful."
—  Karl Pilkington on how jellyfish are useless (via karlpilkington-quotes)
September 23rd
10:24 PM

It’s Karl Pilkington’s Birthday!

Hopefully that bald empty-headed manc twat with a head like a fucking orange has a good day!

July 27th
2:57 PM
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pantyfire:

Karl Pilkington Dance Compilation

June 20th
5:09 PM
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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

mr-snrub:

karl says the stupidest thing ever said by a human being

June 19th
10:18 AM
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June 3rd
5:09 PM
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April 7th
8:38 AM
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Imagine there’s no octopi

it’s easy if you try.

April 5th
8:08 PM
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March 21st
8:08 PM
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February 5th
8:43 AM
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January 14th
12:48 AM
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