♥ Portal 2 Themed Valentines ♥
(The Enrichment Center would like to remind you that these Valentines are part of the Holiday Spirit Initiative and no way guarantee you companionship.)
Turret Wife Serenade
by Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory
Portal 2 Soundtrack (Vol. 1) | Turret Wife Serenade
Aperture Science
“Portal 2 [is] a darkly humorous science fiction … what? Story? Puzzle? Game? ‘Experience’ seems like the best word to use, even though typing that makes me feel like shoving my fist in my mouth to punch my brain from an unexpected angle. The game mechanics of Portal 2 are almost impossible to describe without diagrams, but I’ll try: you wander around a 3D environment trying to escape a series of rooms by firing magic holes on to the walls or floor; holes you can walk or fall through. So if I fire a hole on to the ceiling, and another on to the ground, I can jump through the ground and re-appear falling through the ceiling. This simple dynamic provides the basis for a series of fiendishly clever puzzles you find yourself working through – all of it tied into a humorous narrative that unfolds with more confidence, charm and sophistication than was strictly necessary. And before you whine about the solitary nature of games, it also includes a cooperative two-player mode in which you and a friend play through a parallel game together. The whole thing is stunningly clever and immensely enjoyable. …Portal 2 is essentially a demented series of puzzles – like being stuck inside a physics-based logic problem designed by the Python team.” - Charlie Brooker
Art trade with brooklton . She wanted Portal/Ricky Gervais show things!
Your Precious Moon
by Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory
“Oh, brilliant, yeah. Take one more look at your precious human moon. Because it cannot help you now!”
So after literally months I finally got Caitlin over to my house so she could finish playing her Portal 2 campaign… Somehow, listening to Wheatley’s blithering idiocy and hearing her yell “Sophie, what do I do, stop fucking around and tell me what do I do?!” is really putting me at ease.
And also, just to embarrass her: At The Part Where He Kills You, he actually killed her. And when she retried, she managed to kill herself. Glorious.
Wheatley is my favourite thing of all the things
“There’s no need to be selfish, love, you’re gonna die. I should congratulate you by the way, I didn’t actually think you’d make such a worthy opponent! Weren’t you supposed to be brain damaged or something? Yeh, brain damaged like a fox.”
“89 percent of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery.”
“Man, we are in a lot of danger. This is like Christmas… ehh no it’s better than Christmas! This should be its own holiday. EXPLOSION DAY!”
“Space. Space. Wanna go to space.”
I’m not usually a fan of core personification, but I just loved this design of Wheatley so much I had to reblog.


