Sophie. 22. Australia. ENFJ.

"I thought it was a bat with lights but it was just a plane" ••• "What if cats had five legs? I mean, what would that be like?" ••• "Is that a bus or a tree?" ••• "Get a big mac or get out of the kitchen!"

My URL has nothing to do with Skyrim don't talk to me about Skyrim I don't wanna hear about goddamn Skyrim okay

These two testimonials will tell you all you need to know about what kind of blog I choose to run:
• "Come for the Sophie, stay for the liveblogging ... and vice versa" - Stacey
• "sophie, you are on a fat mac spree again and just tagged it "#it’s always subr in philsisb". maybe go sleep it off?" - Jenny
October 21st
11:00 AM
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Want You Gone

by GLaDOS

princesskoopa:

Want You Gone by GLaDOS

"Go make some new disaster, that’s what I’m counting on."

October 19th
1:30 PM
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April 21st
10:00 PM
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portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

December 28th
6:00 PM
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rouya:

                       you are not coming back

December 17th
12:00 PM
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cteranodon:

FUN FACT

the thing he says in Spanish is

"You are using this translation software incorrectly. Please consult the manual."

November 24th
11:14 AM
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[X]

[X]

July 24th
1:14 PM
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The Part Where He Kills You

by Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory

July 22nd
12:20 PM
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  • GLaDOS: Well This is the part where he kills us.
  • Wheatley: Hi! This is the part where i kill you!
  • Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You
  • Achievement: The Part Where He Kills You
  • Achievement text: This is that part.
  • Soundtrack: The Part Where He Kills You
April 5th
12:48 PM
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February 12th
9:20 PM
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tealgeezus:

♥ Portal 2 Themed Valentines ♥

(The Enrichment Center would like to remind you that these Valentines are part of the Holiday Spirit Initiative and no way guarantee you companionship.)

February 4th
6:24 PM
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“Just try to land on your head.”

[x]

May 28th
2:30 PM
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Reconstructing More Science

by Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory

Reconstructing More Science - Portal 2 OST

May 9th
9:00 AM
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Turret Wife Serenade

by Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory

sleeplessinseoul:

Portal 2 Soundtrack (Vol. 1) | Turret Wife Serenade

March 19th
4:00 AM
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relatedworlds:

Aperture Science

Portal 2 [is] a darkly humorous science fiction … what? Story? Puzzle? Game? ‘Experience’ seems like the best word to use, even though typing that makes me feel like shoving my fist in my mouth to punch my brain from an unexpected angle. The game mechanics of Portal 2 are almost impossible to describe without diagrams, but I’ll try: you wander around a 3D environment trying to escape a series of rooms by firing magic holes on to the walls or floor; holes you can walk or fall through. So if I fire a hole on to the ceiling, and another on to the ground, I can jump through the ground and re-appear falling through the ceiling. This simple dynamic provides the basis for a series of fiendishly clever puzzles you find yourself working through – all of it tied into a humorous narrative that unfolds with more confidence, charm and sophistication than was strictly necessary. And before you whine about the solitary nature of games, it also includes a cooperative two-player mode in which you and a friend play through a parallel game together. The whole thing is stunningly clever and immensely enjoyable. …

Portal 2 is essentially a demented series of puzzles – like being stuck inside a physics-based logic problem designed by the Python team.” - Charlie Brooker