April 23rd
6:18 PM
6:18 PM
Yowies Commercial/Character Introduction
These guys were the best environmental role models/lunchbox treats in all of Australian history
MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS
RABBITS MATING WITH RATS
TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS
PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE
LIZARDS-
WHAT THE FUCK
WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS
THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG
THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT
WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK
AND MORE LIZARDS
FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER
WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS
HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE
ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER
AND THIS GUY
AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO
AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING
JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS
BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD
WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.
SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.
WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.
P.S.
- What you said: I'm from Australia
- What they heard: G'day mate, crikey this weather's crazy. I'll put another shrimp on the Barbie after I ride my kangaroo, stone the flamin crows mate I think a dingo ate my baby.
Sherlock Australia
Some teaser quotes from the upcoming Sherlock Australia, created by loversinleagueagainstmoriarty:
“Don’t make blokes into bloody legends, John; legends don’t exist, and if they did I wouldn’t be one of them, mate.”
“I’m not a psycho, I’m just bloody clever and I don’t give a shit.”
Jonno: “That…was ace.”
Sherlock: “Ya reckon?”
Jonno: “Bloody oath, it was bonza. Fuckin’ bonza.”
Sherlock: “Not what they usually say.”
Jonno: “What do they usually say?”
Sherlock: “Fuck off ya wanker.”Jonno: “You got a sheila?”
Sherlock: “Sheilas… not really my area.”
Brought to you by adventurousminx and Jack.
oh no please stop
loversinleagueagainstmoriarty:
Sherlock Australia:
Sherlock Holmes, know to his friends and everyone else as Holmesy is an elite surfer from the Gold Coast. He’s also a detective, a genius, and a master of disguise. Also he is tanned and he ALWAYS wins in bar fights. His best friend Doctor John ‘Jonno’ Watson used to be in the army. Together they must face the greatest criminal mind this country has ever seen, James ‘Jimmy’ Moriarty, but not before they work through the tough issues they have because it is impossible for Australia to make anything that isn’t about people whose lives are falling apart around them.
The first episode A Study in Sydney is coming soon, closely followed by The Blind Wanker, and The Great Barrier Reef. Rumours about a second season are that it will contain episodes titled A Scandal in Brisbane, The Hounds of BBQs, and The Uluru Fall
Holmesy is famed for his catch phrase “Fuuuuuuuuck.” and his ever present VB can and novelty green and yellow striped sombreo. His elder brother Mycroft, or “MIKEAYYY” as he’s known by the club, holds a minor position in the local surf club. For the reason behind year long wait between the two seasons the creators Mark “Gato” Gatiss and Steven “Steve-o” Moffat were quoted as saying they “couldn’t be arsed mate.”
This is what I love about Winter. You wake up in the middle of the night, maybe just to pee or get water or something, look out the window and see this. It’s so beautiful. And it’s silent; you have no idea that it’s happening until you just look. It almost seems fake. And it makes your bed seem way more comfortable, for whatever reason.
I can only feel sad for those who hate winter. I love it, it’s full of beauty. I miss that crisp “imminent snow” smell.
It’s the best when you have snowy winter nights where city sky is all orange like this. It’s so hard to find good pictures of it.
shit like this
i fucking LOVE THIS
It’s such a shame we don’t get proper snow in Australia. Winter is my favourite season, and the only thing that could improve it would be this.
October 19th
9:21 PM
9:21 PM
Todd Sampson is a CEO
Todd Sampson is a CEO currently wearing an Andrew W.K. shirt
Welcome to Australia, where this makes your argument invalid
October 13th
3:21 PM
3:21 PM
So many apprehensions right now
August 31st
10:20 PM
10:20 PM
Because no Australia spam is complete without the hurricane of insanity that is Karl Stefanovic.
“Well, that didn’t end well, did it?”
