Sophie. 20. Australia.

"I thought it was a bat with lights but it was just a plane"

Current obsession (and therefore 90% of my posts): Everything Avengers and Loki.

"What if cats had five legs? I mean, what would that be like?"


Read the Printed Word!
May 25th
12:07 AM
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May 22nd
11:07 AM
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May 19th
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May 3rd
1:19 PM
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A big orange splotch on your perfect record? 

April 30th
2:25 PM
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Community 3.12, Contemporary Impressionists

April 27th
4:23 PM
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Greendale Community College is represented by two separate, yet equally important types of people: the goofballs that run around stirring up trouble and the eggheads that make a big deal out of it. These are their stories.

March 28th
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March 5th
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February 29th
4:00 AM
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emilyisobsessed:


I was that little boy, that little baby boy was me, I once was a boy, but now I am a man, I fought the Nightman, lived as Dayman, now I’m here to ask for your hand, so if you want to marry men, will you marry me? Will you come on stage and join me, in this thing called matrimony,please say yes and do not bone me, please just marry me?

#is that it? #is the play over? #okay. great. well then i’m out of here #is it a yes?? #really charlie? #will i marry you? #no. no. i will not. #i will never marry you.

emilyisobsessed:

I was that little boy, that little baby boy was me, I once was a boy, but now I am a man, I fought the Nightman, lived as Dayman, now I’m here to ask for your hand, so if you want to marry men, will you marry me? Will you come on stage and join me, in this thing called matrimony,
please say yes and do not bone me, please just marry me?

#is that it? #is the play over? #okay. great. well then i’m out of here #is it a yes?? #really charlie? #will i marry you? #no. no. i will not. #i will never marry you.

February 5th
12:02 PM
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planetschmanetjanet:

“We need you to look like THIS.”

planetschmanetjanet:

“We need you to look like THIS.”

February 3rd
4:00 AM
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cydonia:

iloveyourglasses:


“…he said, ‘Never give up on family.’ And I didn’t. I took his advice. That was the moment. That night. I should never have left home. Never gone to your house. Maybe things would have… I’m sorry. I’m sorry about Jane. I mean, I’m very sorry… If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more…”


Breaking Bad 3.10, Fly


#breaking bad is the kind of show where 45 minutes chasing a fly is the most intense 45 minutes you’ve ever been through

cydonia:

iloveyourglasses:

“…he said, ‘Never give up on family.’ And I didn’t. I took his advice. That was the moment. That night. I should never have left home. Never gone to your house. Maybe things would have… I’m sorry. I’m sorry about Jane. I mean, I’m very sorry… If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more…”

Breaking Bad 3.10, Fly

#breaking bad is the kind of show where 45 minutes chasing a fly is the most intense 45 minutes you’ve ever been through

February 2nd
8:00 PM
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January 28th
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January 26th
4:00 PM
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Sherlock 2x01 - A Scandal in Belgravia.

Give him a puzzle and watch him dance.