Sophie. 20. Australia.

"I thought it was a bat with lights but it was just a plane"

Current obsession (and therefore 90% of my posts): Everything Avengers and Loki.

"What if cats had five legs? I mean, what would that be like?"


Read the Printed Word!
May 25th
12:10 AM
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

May 20th
6:18 PM
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time to WOW FUCK YOU TEXT POST I WAS NOT TYPING IN THE TITLE

seafiish:

alright it’s

May 17th
11:08 AM
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tltty:

at least i find myself funny

May 16th
9:36 AM
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  • me: omg i have so much stuff to do
  • me: i don't even have enough time for all this
  • me:
  • me: *opens tumblr*

i bet you thought i was quality when you followed me 

May 15th
7:13 PM
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myladymother:

it’s not that I work better under pressure it’s that I am physically incapable of taking care of my responsibilities unless the pressure to do so is supreme

May 9th
2:25 PM
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myspacefamosity:

I refuse to believe that anyone in the world like actually thinks about my existence when I’m not around them

May 8th
9:37 AM
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thesquirtlesquad:

i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

May 5th
4:35 AM
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  • normal people: loki's such a douchebag
  • me: SWEET BABY ICE PRINCE OF MY HEART COME TO MY BOSOM YOU ARE A MISUNDERSTOOD SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE DON'T LET THE HATERS GET YOU DOWN YOU ARE PERFECT IN EVERY SINGLE WAY AND EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO JUMP OFF THE BIFROST BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW YOU LIKE I DO LOKI YOU'RE A STAR
May 4th
9:37 AM
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"you’ll be working in groups"
—  satan  (via velvetcastle)
April 30th
9:37 AM
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devils-trap:

ever hear a song by a band you’ve never heard of, and you really like it so you rush to download all their music and then you find out you hate every song except for the first one you heard

April 27th
2:25 PM
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coreling:

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve felt more emotions towards a fictional character than I do towards people I know in real life, I would probably have enough money to pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need.

April 26th
11:04 AM
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  • skinny friend: omg I wish I was skinny
  • smart friend: omg I only got a B+
  • athletic friend: omg I wish I could run
  • not single friend: omg I hate my boyfriend
  • popular friend: omg people always want to hang out with me
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: *cries in the shower*