at least i find myself funny
- me: omg i have so much stuff to do
- me: i don't even have enough time for all this
- me:
- me: *opens tumblr*
i bet you thought i was quality when you followed me
it’s not that I work better under pressure it’s that I am physically incapable of taking care of my responsibilities unless the pressure to do so is supreme
I refuse to believe that anyone in the world like actually thinks about my existence when I’m not around them
i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence
- normal people: loki's such a douchebag
- me: SWEET BABY ICE PRINCE OF MY HEART COME TO MY BOSOM YOU ARE A MISUNDERSTOOD SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE DON'T LET THE HATERS GET YOU DOWN YOU ARE PERFECT IN EVERY SINGLE WAY AND EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO JUMP OFF THE BIFROST BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW YOU LIKE I DO LOKI YOU'RE A STAR
do you ever feel like people don’t like you as much as you like them
#when you are in one of those situations where you are so happy to be with that person #and then after a few moments this person says or does something that really shows #that she/he really doesn’t give a shit about you. oh lord. #your heart freezes and you actually feel that motherfucking pain. it hurts so bad. #it’s horrible. #one of the worst things tbh.
ever hear a song by a band you’ve never heard of, and you really like it so you rush to download all their music and then you find out you hate every song except for the first one you heard
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve felt more emotions towards a fictional character than I do towards people I know in real life, I would probably have enough money to pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need.
- skinny friend: omg I wish I was skinny
- smart friend: omg I only got a B+
- athletic friend: omg I wish I could run
- not single friend: omg I hate my boyfriend
- popular friend: omg people always want to hang out with me
- me:
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- me: *cries in the shower*





