I made jaffa cupcakes today
I went to unnecessary effort with it, fucking orange zest in the icing and jaffas and little orange segments to decorate the fuck out of them
But I think they look quite nice apart from the fact that I can’t frost cupcakes well
So today I met my destiny and ate an “Atlanta Pork McRib”
It started out okay, but with every bite I took I hated it a little more until I got to a point where I couldn’t finish it
Look at the photo, that’s as far as I got
It was just so… blech
I’m not a fan of pork in the first place but the sauce was overpowering and it was just not pleasant
I got a friend to film me eating it and at one point I just look at it and ask “why?”
So that about sums up my experience with this culinary monstrosity
skaal replied to your post: i ate a mcrib it was mediocre at best
can’t wait until my mediocre experience of the mcribi actually was eating mine and looked at stacey and was like “we have to warn skaal”
oh my god that is fantastic
but what does it say about me that i’m still going to eat it?
McRib, my love, soon we shall be together
Actually I’m getting ahead of myself, I’ll probably hate it
But still
I waaaaaant it
I love it when KFC tries to do desserts
They’re all so spongy and weird and generally unsatisfactory
But also they’re chocolate so
Today’s going to be a good day.
I have no evidence, but I’m going to make it a good day.
Starting with this… nutritious breakfast. Fuck off, don’t tell me what to do, you’re not my mother.
So tonight I’m going to dinner with my family at a place which is basically “Meat: the Restaurant”. Yes yes yes yes yes. I’ve been there once before, it was brilliant, and my little carnivore heart was satisfied. My only issue now is trying to decide what I’m going to have. Do I go for a nice steak? Do I have ribs? Do I have half ribs, half duck (yeah that’s actually on the menu)? Or do I go all the way and choose something from the insane section of the menu? Crocodile tail, a bit of emu?
TOO MANY DELICIOUS CHOICES
Sometimes I look at photos from my old birthday cakes and I can’t deal with how talented my mother is.
These were basically Pizza Shapes flavouring on a chip. I’m not exactly complaining.
Looking back at photos of things I’ve baked over the years… Butterfly Cupcakes were by far some of the most gorgeous. And now I’m hungry again.
Made the mistake of looking at old holiday photos… Now I’m hungry again. It’s fried rice. In a frickin’ pineapple.
luffyfoxtrot replied to your post: Four kinds of cereal in the last month… I’m having…
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Cheerio’s and I need to go to couples counseling. “I’m sorry baby, but I saw Rice Bubbles in the supermarket and I just had to have them. Night, day, I couldn’t help myself. I’ll be the first to admit that my affair with Cornflakes was a mistake, it was an abusive relationship and blood was spilt. But Puffed Wheat… we saw each other from across the room and there was instant chemistry. I want to make this work, Cheerios, I really do, but I’m just not a one-cereal kind of girl.”
Four kinds of cereal in the last month… I’m having trouble with fidelity.
